Congratulations! You are now playing The Game
Rules Are Simple:
1) You are ALWAYS playing The Game, you are not able to quit playing it
2) You cant win, you can only lose
3) Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
4) Losses must be announced to at least one person (either by using a statement such as "I Lost The Game" or by alternative means).
5) After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember the game without losing
And so The Game BEGINS!